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 Milkshake. 

 Baby.

My current phone wallpaper.

School, let me rephrase, University starting in 4 days. 


I would like to write more but I am just too lazy.


I am too lazy to write that I am lazy.


p.s. This is just too brilliant.

十二星座听沉闷讲座实录

某天，公司组织全体员工听一大型讲座，且三令五申必须准时出席，严禁中途退席。 讲座开始了，却很枯燥沉闷，这个时候，十二星座员工会有怎样搞笑迥异的举止呢？ 　　

白羊座 　　

羊羊抓狂中：

严重受不了啦，听他的讲座简直是浪费我的生命，倒不如让我上去讲呢，保证是赞誉声一片，众望所归！ 　　

金牛座 　　

牛牛暗自想：

虽然那个学者有点沉闷，可是他说的似乎很在理哦，再说，我专心致志地洗耳恭听，说不定会给上司留下一个好印象呢！ 　　

双子座 　　

双子鄙视地：

这么烂的口才也敢开讲座，嘿嘿，海外部的小A，你知道吗？今天我在八卦周刊看到一则爆炸绯闻，绝对震撼…… 　　

巨蟹座 　　

蟹子呵欠连天：

好困啊，简直是催眠曲，幸好我挑了个好位置，坐在这个不起眼的后排位置就是好，呼呼，听说周公的女儿很温柔…… 　　

狮子座 　　

狮子嘀咕着：

上面那个家伙真是太无聊了，不学无术却夸夸其谈，不理他，他在上面说他的，我在下面玩手机激战游戏，yeah~又击落了一架飞机！ 　　

处女座 　　

处女认真作笔记：

这个讲座即使没有想象中精彩，但是我还是要作好笔记，不放过每一个细节，我的笔记向来都是完美的NO。1！ 　　

天秤座 　　

天秤微笑着：

讲座的水平真的不敢恭维，不过，呵呵，正好有三个小时的悠闲时光发短信息给mm，还有什么比谈情说爱更重要呢？ 　　

天蝎座 　　

老谋深算的蝎子没有过多的动作，似听非听着，一如既往沉郁的脸色，谁也不知道他在打什么主意…… 　　

射手座 　　

乏味的讲座对于爱动的射手来说，无疑是难熬的受罪，不过射手懂得闷中取乐，一会儿玩玩笔杆子，一会儿叠架纸飞机，就差没和旁边的同事悄悄打一架了。 　　

魔羯座 　　

魔羯恐怕是那个最认真听讲座的人了，魔羯忠于权威，而且，既然来听了就好好听吧，不然就是虚度光阴了。

水瓶座 　　

向来特立独行的瓶子，一旦发觉讲座如同嚼蜡，才不管公司是否点名记录呢，径直从座位站起来，一走了之，还潇洒地甩甩头发，真是酷毙了！ 　　

双鱼座 　　

鱼儿听着听着眼神就迷离了，原来鱼儿偷偷的把耳塞藏在耳朵里了，鱼儿的手机从来不缺浪漫mp3，片刻便沉浸在音乐的海洋里，偶尔还拿起笔在纸上勾勒几幅精美的帅哥美眉卡通头像。

That girl

I had read countless blog posts, but those that captured my attention has a certain stereotype of either having anything related to pretty things (pretty girls, pretty scenery, pretty bags, pretty furniture, etc) or the author is just downright *insert your own word here*.


And for years, I had strive for presenting the same feeling of those above.


I wasn't born with beauty, but of course do secretly hope to be beautiful one day, I was always the pretty girl's best friend. I have taste for pretty stuffs, but I just couldn't mould up something attractive. So, the first choice was a obvious no-no.


The second option was to write brilliantly, whose words are so interesting that leave you at your seat thinking that words are just enough (a case where the writer can perfectly explain everything by just using words without the necessitate for visual effects). 


But I wasn't one of them. 
I wasn't those type that was brutally honest with their own words.
Oh how I like to say FUCK at any given time any given place.


FUCK FUCK FUCK.
See, that's just not me.


This post is going nowhere.

But if I had the honour to describe myself, I would say that I am that girl that is picky (at everything basically) yet indecisive, that girl that talks too much yet unable to recall any of those previous conversation, that girl that always has a thought for something and yet not always able to put it into comprehensible words, that girl that is afraid of a lot of things (uncertainties, animals, the dark, ghost, pain, scary man, scary women, etc), and that girl that *insert your own word here*.

I sound like a 5 years old girl.


This post is seriously going nowhere.


My first corporate job will be ending in one week time.
And my official tertiary education will be starting in two weeks time.


And I hope that the wave of familiarity will dawn upon me soon enough.


Am going to end this post now. I actually still have tons of thoughts to jolt down like how I enjoyed the attention he had showered on me (not saying that he is Boyfriend, or not), but I feel that a girl gotta keep her own secrets.


So, now I am going to watch Suits and some pretty girl dancing in tight clothes, then I'll take a warm shower. And when I'm done, I'll sit down and write all my secrets into my finally-put-in-good-use-diary.

I was

I saw this phrase once back then, and only now I had a clear grasp of its meaning.


"Suffering are caused by presence of choices".
(Might be something closer to this, can't really remember the full sentence)


Ha Ha Ha.
I am doing those kind of slow laugh that you see in a movie where the protagonist is experiencing those yeah-I told-you-so moments.


I should have been grateful as chances are not a everyday thing.


But I was greedy.
I wanted everything and everything.
(Yup, not an optical illusion, I wanted everything and everything, heck, I WANT everything and everything)


But to really inject the reality.
I was actually biting off more than I can chew.
I was trying to outsmart myself.
I was scheming something where in a given situation, I could have all I want and in my way too.


But somehow, just like a great someone said before, "Be prepare for the unexpected" and "You can't always have what you want".


So, tonight, I'll take a warm shower and rest.
And by tomorrow, I would consider all the choices given and finally make my stand.


p.s. I like the fact that today when Boyfriend was giving me some feedback, I was not abruptly offended. I want people to think and to know that I actually can take in constructive feedback.
(But in a sweeter way please. Hee.)


So, I am about to take baby chews instead.

LiShien's Nature

Went down to Melacca two days back.
This time, it was way fun.


Bought quite a few things.
As the price was MAD CHEAP.


A bag that is too cute to give up.
A Harry Potter glasses (Hi, my name is Harriet Potter. *nerdy-snotty kinda laugh*)
A pair of flippers.
A long white tee.
2 singlets since they go with everything.
4 books.
And a comb since I left mine in YongHuai's car.


p.s. I love to shop.
Hee.
:)

Alicia

My first corporate job.


This is the note I found on my desk this morning when I reach my work station.

Apparently, my name is Little Gal.
Or Alicia for that matter.


LiShien.
LiShien.
LISHIEN.

Which part of that sounds like Alicia?