Thursday, January 20, 2011

Ha Very Ha.

Those who knows me well, know how crazyly absorb I am by other people comments. And it's already inbuilt since I was a little girl.

So yeah, when I was preparing to go home after my day of work, the group of chef went around making fun of me.

Well, it was a normal situation for me as they do it every single day.

No, I am not done yet.

Today, they asked this imbecile question against my portrait of voice. As usual, 'You're making this up right, you're making your voice like this' or 'You're faking this, this is not your real voice'.

So for what I'm digesting now, is that my voice is not sounding like my own real original voice.

Wait, wait, so, what? I'm faking my real voice?

The things that cross my mind was:
1.) Oh my gosh, am I back in high school again?
(Cause I get this question very frequently when I'm adjusting to new acquaintance)

2.) If you are saying that I'm making my voice sounds cute, then you CLEARLY have not hear me when I'm talking to my boyfriend before.

3.) Do I really seems so desperate for your affection and attention to a standard that I put in such an effort?

What? Am I suppose to speak like Arnold Sschwarzenegger?

I am trying so hard not to swear right now.

So, blah.

Ha very ha for you guys.

p.s. That's Li Shien for you, retards.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

十二星座的眼泪

白羊座的眼泪来的快也去的快,哭泣原因不定,大多没要紧的事,可能因为疼痛或撒娇耍赖之类。唯一有特点的是流泪造型,知道漫画人物那种两条喷泉的眼泪吗?没错,痛哭的白羊座就是那德性。

  金牛座的眼泪只流在最需要的时候,通常具有扭转局势之疗效。别看他们是土象星座,可遇到挫折时并不坚强,尤其与婚姻有关时,那六神无主想哭又不能哭、不敢哭的模样着实让人心软,想帮上一把。

  双子座的眼泪哭到一半可以叫停,该干嘛干嘛,完了还可以继续。时间、地点、人物、主题都不限,想哭就哭,最拿手的是对着镜子边哭边找最佳流泪角度。而且恢复情绪极快,哭的再凶,完了就算。

  巨蟹座的眼泪极少在外人面前流,只有独自一人或在家人身旁时,他们才允许自己大哭一场。通常巨蟹座哭泣的原因大多与生活、家庭、爱人、子女有关,工作和金钱上的损失好像不足以让他们失态。

  狮子座的眼泪流得很豪迈,也很有价值。高兴到极点会哭,伤心到深处也会哭,但他们只为自己认为值得的事情流泪。狮子座愿意与人一同分享自己的感受,在朋友面前流泪次数比较多。

  处女座的眼泪已经变成一种收藏,就差像重要物品一样放在银行保险柜里,偶尔拿出来擦擦灰了。他们无论遇到什麽事第一反应是冷静下来仔细分析,情绪化都很少发生,更别提撕心裂肺的痛哭。

  天秤座的眼泪收放自如,该来的时候来,该没的时候没,而且哭过不留痕,绝不影响自身形象。他们的眼泪大多不是为自己流,可能是陪朋友、同事、亲人,甚至是邻居,反正只要有需要,天秤的眼泪随叫随到。

  天蝎座的眼泪最惊天地、泣鬼神,不哭则已一哭惊人。平时无论大事小事,他们都少有用眼泪来代表什麽,只有真正痛到心里时,天蝎座才会不顾一切的大哭一场(而且会配合各种动作喔)。

  射手座的眼泪是火象星座中最多的一个,在他们看似坚强乐观的外表下,其实也有一颗如双鱼般脆弱而敏感的心。而且他们并不介意有人当观众,当场泪如雨下的概率不低。

  摩羯座的眼泪真的很水晶,不是因为漂亮,而是物以稀为贵。他们习惯用面无表情来隐藏自己的内心,流泪原因无外乎努力成绩被抢掉,多年工作被炒掉;至於日常中想看摩羯座痛哭流涕,还不如骗他们切洋葱来的容易些。

  水瓶座的眼泪仅次於摩羯珍贵,他们也极少流泪,不是因为冷漠而是对事物的理解不同,许多问题在他们看来小事一桩跟本没必要太在意。如此理性明智,自然容易作到心静如水。

  双鱼座的眼泪多到让人怀疑大海的来源。欣赏一部悲剧会哭,大街上看到乞讨小孩会哭,路边发现生病的流浪狗会哭。好在双鱼座哭起来楚楚可怜、梨花带雨,只会让人更想怜惜他们,而不是扔块海绵过去了事。

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson

You got your mother and your brother
Every other undercover
Telling you what to say

You think I'm stupid
But the truth is that is Cupid, baby
Loving you has made me this way

So before you point your finger
Get your hands off of my trigger

You need to know this situation's getting old
And now the more you talk the less I can take

*

I waited here for you like a kid waiting after school
So tell me how come you never showed

I gave you everything and never ask for anything
And look at me
I'm all alone

So, before you start defending
Baby, stop all your pretending

I know you know I know
So what's the point of being slow
Let's get the show on the road today

*

I wanna love
I want a fire to feel the burn
My desire

I want a man by my side
Not a boy who runs and hide

Are you gonna fight for me?
Die for me?
Live and breathe for me?
Do you care for me?
Cause if you don't then just LEAVE.

*I'm looking for attention
Not another question
Should you stay or should you go
Well, if you don't have the answer
Why are you still standing here

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just Walk Away

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p.s. So fuck you all.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Dynamite PARODY

Remember that black guy in a black suit putting his hand in the air and the background has fire coming up and he's like singing "I put my hands up in the air sometimes, singing ae yo, got to let go".

YES!!!
This song~~~
There's this radio station that made a parody based on this song and it's freaking funny.

You should probably go see it.

Now, you try singing it.



Never study dee dee dee
Would rather be watching the Glee Glee Glee Glee
So boring lah this stupid Lit lit lit lit
Hit the books at the last minute nit nit nit

YEAH YEAH

So last minute must cram and cram!
What is the cosine of 10???

(CHORUS)
You throw your paper in the air sometime,
Saying...
AYO!
Sure get ZERO!!!
No time to revise the last 3 chapter,
Saying...
AYO!
Sure get ZERO!!!

You rather be online
Facebook po po po-king
On Farmville raising cows

NOW your grades are SHITE!!!

Now father told you once.
Then mother told you twice.
See you never study.
Now your grades are SHITE!!!

Sunday, January 2, 2011

12星座爱情非常金句

白羊座 没有人有义务逗我开心,想活得开心就要靠自己。

金牛座 与其勉强迎合,不如保持沉默。

双子座 还没开始的爱情往往最吸引,因为它最新鲜。

巨蟹座 昨天的仇恨抱怨为什么今天变成对你不断的思念。

狮子座 越是不可能结果的感情,越爱追求。

处女座 爱情只是一件有限期的商品,一定会有结束的那一天。

天秤座 能够拥有平凡的爱情,就已经是最不平凡的。

天蝎座 最狠最毒的话语,通常只对我最爱的人说。

射手座 分离并不代表不相爱,不相见也不代表已忘记。

摩羯座 爱情就像块玻璃,看起来坚硬却太容易破裂。

水瓶座 爱情是人生的一小节,何必为爱停下一生脚步呢?

双鱼座 爱情,你越是在乎,越难得到。