Wednesday, August 11, 2010

What to do when your mother and boyfriend try to stuff you?

As a genius, I'd had proposed out a wise out plan that is germane to my predicament.

What to do when your mother and boyfriend stuff you with rice?

1.) Break up with you boyfriend.
2.) Run away from home.

*So you won't need to face the both of them anymore.

3.) Pretend that you have stomach cramp and hide in the toilet every time it comes to recess time.
4.) Throw away all the food or feed it to some stray cat, of course without either of them noticing.

*Damn, that's nasty.

5.) Stuff it down your gut.

Anyhow, not that I'm implying I'm not grateful that someone cook for me, I am, I really am.

And if I keep on in taking all those I'm eating now, I'll be bloated up like a jellyfish. And before I can say the silent f word (fat), I already noticed both of my thigh is a little bit bigger than it used to be last night when I'm plucking my armpit hair.

Come on, my mother always say that she like my body shape and always had asked me to maintain it, and a boy who hates fat girls, how contradicting when you guys are feeding me like I'm 'rice tong'.

Though it's really nice and delicious and ignoring the fact that I love rice, I really would like to stay pencil thin you know.

p.s. I love you both.
:)

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