I'm a Butt LOVER

I have discover a symptom in me lately.
Hah, talk about weird.

I have found out lately that I love other's butt.

It just start from patting my mum's butt.
Then to my brother's butt.
Then it move on to my other family's butt.

And it got worse.
Now it went to my friends butt.

Not that I pinch their butt or anything.
I don't slap it either.

I'm just merely patting it in a way of saying:"You Go!"
Serious.

Anyway, I think that my friends and family don't mind me patting their butt.
They're actually enjoying it.
(Hey, I'm actually doing them a favor.)

I'M A BUTT LOVER.

p.s. Mind Over Matter.