26 reason why being a Girl is GREAT (updated)

Yup, I'll give you a list of 26 reasons why being a girl is fabulous.
Why, 26?
I just like that number, shut up.
It's a nice number.

1.) Girls get a whole lot of variety of clothes compare to boys. And I mean, a whole lot more. Think about it. Who would want to wear PANTS with SHIRT for the rest of your life? Okay, I won't talk about casuals one, just swim suit. Even women's or should I say girl's swimsuit line is already enough to prove that girls have more access to fashion. Swim wear for girls have the common one piece(one), the ever famous bikini(two), monokini(three) and sling bikini(four). See? And we girls can wear pants whenever we want and not being call metrosexual.

2.) Ohh, and uh, girls can cry whenever we want. We don't need to put on this "Oh, I'm strong" face and just swallow all the blues. Not that we cry a lot. And once that was this guy I like(uh hum, I'm still crazy about him), this guy had said:" You don't understand, Men(yup, he used men) Cry In Their Heart. Men don not cry in their eye." Honestly, I don't know what he said sound manly or just weird.

3.) Our advantage, girl's voice. Serious, I'm not sexist here, but girls or women's voice have a larger range compare to average guys. Serious, that's why ladies screams seems so high-pitch while guy's scream is just plain loud.

4.) OH Hell yeah! Girls can hug whenever and wherever they want. Hah, if you saw two boys hugging and messing around, the first thing that pop up in your mind is WEIRD. Aww, and I totally LOVE HUGS. I always hug with people I like. Even sometimes with people I don't like. Hugging is way fun~

5.) And Puberty. This is real stuff. When girls reach puberty, it's like time for a flower to bloom, time for girls to get to know their body and getting more attractive day by day. While boys on the other hand, when they hit puberty, their baby-like-voice cracked, weird hair are growing on their body parts, ewww, and they have to start to shave too( although I won't argue that after-shaved guy smells nice).

6.) Make-up, girls can cover up their face and actually look pretty by make-up. Oh, believe me, it's so true that make-up do and really can change someone into some pretty chick. For boys, even you start to wear mascara( which is the basic make-up stuff for us), people will that you're rebellious or gay or just trying to one of Chemical Romance band member.

7.) And of course, High heel. High heels are designed to technically help women looks cute in front of male. High heels makes a girl's leg looks slender and longer, and of course it makes your butts looks uptight and right in place.

8.) Dancing, yup, guys aren't into dancing like us girls. Dancing is something that requires coordination and while boys might be awesome at sports that require super fancy foot skills, this doesn't always translate on the dance floor. That is unless, he's one of the contestants from "So You Think You Can Dance", then boys will love to dance.

9.) I'm not bias over guy ore anything, but it's general to say that guys aren't as sensitive as girls are. Hello, we're talking about boys here. Not exactly the most sensitive creature on earth.

15.) If a guy carry a colourful bag walking around, what would you think? Unless you're a top designer or a model modeling, there's no reason for a guy to have a colorful accessories. Guy's things are just monotone. Black, brown, white, and other's are mixture of black so no it doesn't count.

GOSH, it's 5.28 am in the morning and I'm still here writing this funny list.
Things I do for you readers.

26.) If you can be a girl, you really ought to try out letting your expression out by talking. I don't know, for me, it's easy for me to show what I'm feeling and what I'm thinking. I don't understand why does boys have such little conversation while we girls can talk up to a few hours straight.

There you go, 26 reasons.
I really need to sleep now, my mother will be waking up in no time.

Got to go.
Adios, amigo.
^^